I've never told a lie and that makes me a liar
I've never told a lie and that makes me a liar

Tiny Hand
Once upon a time Alex Gaskarth liked my picture and Tay Jardine reblogged a gifset of her I made. It was awesome.
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We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

Oh how I’ve missed Gabriel

posted 16 hours ago | 3 notes |
tags: #text

how are you so perfect

What are these doing in my bag of air? #theyredeliciousthough

What are these doing in my bag of air? #theyredeliciousthough

posted 18 hours ago | 13 notes |
tags: #theyredeliciousthough #chips #lays #crisps #text

when the train was still at the station, I looked out the window and there was a woman with two boys. I’m assuming her sons, and she gave both of them a cigarette and I was like what? what kind of mother does that

and then a few minutes later I saw that a policeman was giving her a fine

I probably shouldn’t have found it as amusing haha oh well

posted 21 hours ago | 7 notes |
tags: #it was funny #text

the lights on the train went out

I think it’s the dementors

posted 21 hours ago | 18 notes |
tags: #text

it’s been a few years since I last watched John Tucker Must Die and it’s still just as good

posted 21 hours ago | 5 notes |
tags: #text


Best TV show ever.

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do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

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only 90s kids can reblog this


i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

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if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

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